Great jokes........

3 Easy ways to die:
Take a Cigar daily = You will die 10 years early.
Drink Whiskey daily = You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly = You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are CLOSED

2. One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD
Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication.
a. Telephone.
b. Television
c. Tell to woman

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. Lets us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should Kill him.
Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: NO, we will Leave him because he is Alone and we are FOUR

6. If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.


7. Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAK
Answer : On their Marriage.

8. When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness,
Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILL.


9. Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman.
Because per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake,

Me and my love.....

Hmmm...i wish i could have said that about my love too.......

We have shared all the laughter,

We’ve been through all the tears…
About our dreams we have talked,
While holding hands we walked…

You can read my thoughts,
I have laughed at your jokes,
Things are much, much better
When we are together…

Remember when we first met?
That day I will never forget!
Seems like everything was set,
You’re destined for me, and I won’t ever regret!

You captured my heart so easily,
You accept me, though sometimes I am so silly!
With you, only happiness I will cry…
Hurting me, I know you won’t try!

All that I need was a simple bliss,
God gave me more, with you, I’m now at peace
I promise in my next life, I will love you again
This feeling I have for you will always remain

Oh yes, for you, I won’t get tired of loving
A life with you is always worth living
Forever in your arms, I want to lie
Even until the day I die …


~Sher Anne~

Men:


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1. All men are extremely busy.


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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.


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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


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Women:


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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.


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3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.


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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.


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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".


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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.


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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Once again....

Well...in our life we often encounter a situation where there seems nothing right....nothing wrong..so i have tried to capture that feeling in words.....

Once again there is no way,
Once again there is nothing to say,
I can’t feel your healing touch,
I’m trying sliding moments to clutch,
Time is running away,
& I’ve little time to stay.

My mind is following a mirage ,
letting my buried emotions to discharge.
Once again I need a ray,
yes, I have reasons to pray.

I’m crying at the end of the day
mourning over a destroyed castle
as I’ve chosen not bricks but clay.
Once again I’m going astray,
Yes, I need you to show me the way
once again I have reasons to pray.

Drops of rain

This post has the theme...'I walk in rain so that no one can see me crying'

As the drops of rain touch me,

some memories begin to clutch me.
the moist winds,
flows by………
and I think where am I?

With my feet getting wet,
my heart beats a little
fast in my chest.

Many emotions,
from sleep arise,
try to float in my eyes.
and then a tear fall,
and make me
and my soul dance.
 
Beauteous scenes,
and pastures so green.
I, happily begin to graze
thus losing myself
to the beast
whom I can’t chase.

For a divine rainbow,
I make you go.

Gone,
never to return
so in every rain
I BURN………

A tale of LOVE………

Hmmm...after all such borrowed posts here comes my original one....but for whom it had ben written let it be a secret.....

A tale of LOVE………

What my LOVE is up to,
I fail to understand,
  as I try to look into
  with U as my friend.
  Is it going to be
a distant song,
of a village belle
let’s see it can survive how long.
May be its my insecurity
that is holding me
to do what it can be
and achieve ultimate purity.

Oh dear, it can be one hand’s clap,
as it is so dim,
the aid is nix
and faith’s thread can any time trim.

No one in my eyes suits best
no one can I dream,
yes, I can beat my chest,
to prove it I can scream.
Talks I’ve heard yours
and that time I gave in.
But still I keep flowers
and hope to win.


My love is nothing
but manifestation of GOD.
yes I see it surviving ,
even on doom’s explode.


O dear, for you, I’m destined to fight.
I’m no insane ,
from wrong’s wrong
till right’s right
if I die for,
your love will make me born again.

Importance of relationships....

With tears in my eyes i finished this post reading which i receives as a spam mail.....Plz dont forget ur near and dear ones and yes those golden words 'i love you'...

After 21 years of marriage, I discovered a new way of keeping alive the spark of love. A little while ago I had started to go out with another woman. It was really my wife's idea.

"I know that you love her," she said one day, taking me by surprise. "But I love YOU," I protested.

"I know, but you also love her."The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

"I thought that it would be pleasant to pass some time with you," I responded.

"Just the two of us."

She thought about it for a moment then said "I would like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous.

When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on.

She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.

"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. my mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu to her. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entree, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me.

A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said.

"Then it's time for you to relax and let me return the favor," I responded.

During the dinner we had an agreeable conversation, nothing extraordinary - but catching up on recent events of each others lives. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you". I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her.

Some time later I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I was almost sure that I couldn't be there but, nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant to me. I love you."

At that moment I understood the importance of saying, in time: "I LOVE YOU" and giving our loved ones the time that they deserve.

Nothing in life is more important than God and your family and friends.

Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time".

Someone once said "I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I think this is true with your in-laws, grandchildren, sisters, brothers and your friends. Anyone that means something to you-you should spend time with them and let them know how much they mean to you as often as you can.

U hurt me!!!!

Its always good when somebody appreciates ur work(even if its not original hi.hi..) dats y  i would like to present a few of the gems for a friend  which i found while surfing the net.... The first of the series is below.......

I used to not believe in love, 

I used to say it didn't exist

But the truth of my heart is that I love you more 
with every laugh, with every kiss

I hoped and dreamed you'd feel the same
but you played with my love like it was a game

My life is now a broken soul, 
but I still can't find the strength to let you go

I gave you my love but it wasn't enough, 
You took my heart and crumpled it up

with every cute your name appears, 
i drop the knife and drown in my tears

you make me laugh, you make me cry, 
you make me unable to move on with my life

you ripped me apart, my heart is cracked, 
but in the end to your arms I run back

But now I know I have to let you go, 
to set you free, so you can't fully destroy me

I'll always love you, you know it's true, 
but I can't take this anymore, 
i'm done, 
i'm through..

-unknown-

I wanna love u..........

I wana love u...u already know....

This is what AKON(my favorite English singer) sings. So, obviously my poetic mind tries to plunge into the depth of his words....

How does d words 'I wana love u' effect d person in front of u......well needless to say that i wana say these words to sumone very soon..bt still without knowing the meaning, the words tend to lose there soul. Isn't that a noble invitation to the person so special rather than saying those flat three words 'I LOVE YOU'..it will be better to give the person the respect he/she deserves...because god knows we might fail to...may be u might not be the right one...in that case u always have a back door open...or the whole sky open..